Thursday, January 01, 2009


Resolutions for the New Year:

-Spend even more time at the gym
-Start training to win Gold medal in 2012 Winter Olympics Curling event (really going to do it this year)
-Buy a new copy of the Zombie Survival Guide and make sure that the plan I have in place will ensure my survival should the need arise
-Crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women (or men...whichever).
-Eat more brains... er… bran.
-Really start ragging on the crappy movies that are made, watch more documentaries through Netflix and actually write about them here on the blog
-Buy Curtains...maybe
-Drink 7 glasses of Strawberry milk a day
-Find a Nemesis
-Write Manifesto about the evilness of the holidays which are tied to the economy
-Sell out
-Continue to alienate females by using words like "Babe", "Chic","toots", "chumpette" and 'tomato".
-Devote time to answer important questions such as:
"How do they cram all that gram?"
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
-4 words: Courtesy flush no more
-Get a handle on OCD tendencies such as making lists and what not

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