2009 In Review/ 2010 Resolutions

2oo9 Resolutions

-Spend even more time at the gym
FAIL ...stupid back problems

-Start training to win Gold medal in 2012 Winter Olympics Curling event (really going to do it this year)
Turns out 2012 will be Summer Olympics so another big FAIL

-Buy a new copy of the Zombie Survival Guide and make sure that the plan I have in place will ensure my survival should the need arise
FAIL again

-Crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women (or men...whichever).
In Progress

-Eat more brains... er… bran.
Yummy

-Really start ragging on the crappy movies that are made, watch more documentaries through Netflix and actually write about them here on the blog
Half FAIL...was doing that before I connected NETFLIX to my FACEBOOK and started doing it that way

-Buy Curtains...maybe
Yes I did...all windows except a few have curtains

-Drink 5...no 7 glasses of Strawberry milk a day
Need to work on this one

-Find a Nemesis
See Below

-Write Manifesto about the evilness of the holidays which are tied to the economy
I got a first draft

-Sell out
Interviewing several offers

-Continue to alienate females by using words like "Babe", "Chic","toots", "chumpette" and 'tomato".
Big time FAIL here ....or maybe it is what made her like me...developing...

-Devote time to answer important questions such as:
"How do they cram all that gram?"
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
Some questions will never be answered I am afraid

-4 words: Courtesy flush no more
You bet

-Get a handle on OCD tendencies such as making lists and what not
See Below

2010 RESOLUTIONS
-Work on "THE GOSPEL OF CHAD"
-Find way to permanently attach Blackberry to hand
-Chronicle ever single mundane part of my life on social networks such as Twitter and Facebook
-Create new political party & then take my World Domination Plan and put into action
-Get "Hooked on Phonics" and learn how to Read
-Read more books, comics, and
-Resolve issue with my back
-Get in shape and try to avoid more health problems
-Blog more
-Construct Moat around house and other preemptive zombie attack methods
-Start going through NEMESIS applications and interview potential candidates
-Clean House
-Brew more Home Brew then allowed by Federal Law (200 Gal./yr)
- Continue to crush enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women (or men...whichever).
-Buy a Llama
-Give into OCD tendencies and make lists out of everything